His rather large buttocks
That they're always covered up
His module on 'The Bootay In Contemporary Popular Music' was exemplary. I now cannot stop twerking.
That he never twerked himself. Damn we wanted to see that dude in hotpants!
It's too small. I like it larger
His thesis on the cultural importance of sir mix a lot's baby got back is a groundbreaking work in the field
Needs to wear more jorts
Hugh's seminars on twerking and shaking booty for beginners was particularly refreshing
His demonstrations leave me feeling inadequate