His rather large buttocks
That they're always covered up
His module on 'The Bootay In Contemporary Popular Music' was exemplary. I now cannot stop twerking.
That he never twerked himself. Damn we wanted to see that dude in hotpants!
It's too small. I like it larger
His thesis on the cultural importance of sir mix a lot's baby got back is a groundbreaking work in the field
Needs to wear more jorts
Hugh's seminars on twerking and shaking booty for beginners was particularly refreshing
His demonstrations leave me feeling inadequate
My anaconda wants some cause he got nice buns, hun
Hates euphemisms about his assets